Sesame Street has decided not to air Katy Perry’s guest appearance, even though the clip is already online, because of reported concerns about showing her cleavage to small children.
In the interest of precedent, we’ve done some extensive research (3 minutes of Googling, 3 days in the Brooklyn Library’s microfiche room) and compiled this list of 10 other female celebrities who were deemed not too sexy for Sesame Street’s many sets of toddler-eyes. Note the distinct lack of cleavage in every instance, proving that indeed, it was Ms. Perry’s mammaries that did her in. (“Shame on you women for having those!” – David Cross)
1. Natalie Portman
2. Jessica Alba
3. Christina Applegate
4. Julia Roberts (’88)
5. Eva Longoria Parker
6. Cameron Diaz
7. Alicia Keys
8. Madeline Kahn (’81)
9. Heidi Klum
10. Carrie Underwood (as Carrie Underworm)
By Dan Hopper
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